I’ve grown to love your disappearing acts, do one more pretty please.

(Source: myinsanebrain)

kickthepj:

this is what happens when I try to take a nice picture of myself. every time.

kickthepj:

this is what happens when I try to take a nice picture of myself. every time.

newjerseykeepmybones:

Every time I put something in the oven and start my timer I think, “LIEUTENANT GAETA, START THE CLOCK.”

(Source: quotesgossipgirl)

Dr. Forrester:Frank, I'll give you 3 seconds to stop licking my face.
TV's Frank:Count slow.

(Source: houdinhi)

corgiaddict:

Homage to the Queen’s Jubillee on Google.co.nz and google.co.uk!
(via /r/corgi)

corgiaddict:

Homage to the Queen’s Jubillee on Google.co.nz and google.co.uk!

(via /r/corgi)

(Source: emilyjinks)

estropie:

ahahahahahaha

estropie:

ahahahahahaha

(Source: ihititwithmyaxe)

(Source: lskywalkers)